
Crew health
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Our employees have a broken heart
Proud to employee an all-congenital heart disease workforce
While likely not up to the standards of say...the FAA...MFA exclusively employs a workforce with a history of congenital heart disease and open-heart surgery. Now, we know what you’re thinking – “my gosh, how in the world could this be safe?!” And to that we say, well, you’ve got a point. So, to help alleviate your concerns and the early passing of our entire company, we’ve partnered with/pay numerous copays to a team of top-notch cardiologists at the Orlando Health Adult Congenital Heart Disease unit, to ensure our staff and pilots are performing to the best their broken heart will allow!
Aircar crew medical requirements
Our aircar pilots are required to visit their cardiologist at a minimum of once a year, though more likely they are seeing them multiple times a year based on continued issues that keep arising. Aircar pilots are also required to take upwards of five hypertension reducing medications every day, so you can be assured that our pill-riddled pilots are ready to get behind the wheel!
CT and MRI scans, catheterizations, holter monitors, and minor procedures are administered as necessary.
Potential for disruptions to operations...due to operations
In the increasingly likely event of hospitalization for chest pains, or just *gestures broadly at MyChart*, all MFA flights are likely to be cancelled until discharge from the hospital. Refunds will not be issued, as Mike needs to pay his ER copay.
We here at MFA are committed to ensuring our staff and crew are performing at the highest levels of their driving ability, ensuring a safe journey for our passengers. If for any reason you are concerned for the health of your aircar crew, just build up some static electricity and give them a tap on the shoulder – that’ll be sure to give a shock to their cardiovascular system.