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While likely not up to the standards of say...the FAA...MFA exclusively employs aircar pilots with a history of congenital heart disease and open-heart surgery. Now, we know what you’re thinking – “my gosh, how in the world could this be safe?!” And to that we say, well, you’ve got a point. So, to help alleviate your concerns and the early passing of our entire company, we’ve partnered with/pay numerous copays to the world’s leading cardiologists at the Cleveland Clinic, to ensure our aircar crews are performing to the best their broken heart will allow!

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Crew medical requirements

Our aircar pilots are required to visit their cardiologist once a year, with multiple follow ups as required by the trendline of their diagnosed hypertension. Aircar pilots are also required to take upwards of three hypertension reducing medications every day, in addition to regular cardiovascular exercise/running wildly through the streets of Fort Lauderdale. CT scans for brain and aortic aneurysm are administered as necessary.

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Disruptions to operations...for operations

In the unlikely (though more likely recently) event of a hypertensive crisis that requires admission to an ER, all MFA flights are likely to be cancelled until discharge from the hospital. Refunds will not be issued, as Mike needs to pay his ER copay.

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We here at MFA are committed to ensuring our aircar pilots are performing at the highest levels of their driving ability, ensuring a safe journey for our passengers and our fellow pilots on the road. If for any reason you are concerned for the health of your aircar crew, just build up some static electricity and give them a tap on the shoulder – that’ll be sure to give a shock to their cardiovascular system.