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Security & safety

Securing our roads and Mazdas
The Mike Security Administration, MSA, is responsible for the safe operation of all Mike Faust Airlines flights. The MSA holds a wide scope of powers, including baggage and passenger screening, behavior monitoring, and defense of all MFA systems and Mikes.

Passenger screening

All MFA flights, passengers, and baggage are subject to screening and/or inspection. Any passenger refusal for screening and/or inspection may be refused travel without further accommodation or refund.

 

MikeCheck

Frequent MFA travelers who have no intention of harming Mike or his Mazda may apply for an exemption from passenger and baggage screening with the MikeCheck program. Passengers may apply by clicking on the link below and submitting a psychological analysis.

Prohibited items from travel
 

All items listed below may not under any circumstances under God's yellow sun be carried into my car:

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  • ANY GUNS AND AMMUNITION

  • RECREATIONAL DRUGS

  • POLITICAL LEAFLETS (OKAY, JACOB?)

  • CIGARETTES, VAPES, JUULS, OR OTHER SMOKING DEVICES

Restricted items for travel
 

All items listed below must be declared for transport as checked baggage. These items may not be carried onboard.

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  • KNIVES & KNIFE-LIKE OBJECTS

  • ALCOHOL 

  • ALL OTHER WEAPONS, EXCEPT CHARM

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