Security & safety
Securing our roads and aircars
The Mike Security Administration, MSA, is responsible for the safe operation of all Mike Faust Airlines trips. The MSA holds an innumerable amount of sweeping powers, which you tacitly submit to upon booking, including baggage and passenger screening, behavior monitoring and analysis, and any necessary actions deemed necessary to defend all MFA systems and Mikes.
Passenger screening
On all MFA drives, passengers and baggage are subject to screening and/or inspection. Any passenger refusing screening and/or inspection may be refused travel without further accommodation or refund.
Don't even think about it...
All items listed below may not under any circumstances be carried into my car:
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ALL FORMS OF GUNS AND AMMUNITION
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RECREATIONAL DRUGS
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POLITICAL LEAFLETS (OKAY, JACOB?)
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CIGARETTES, VAPES, JUULS, OR OTHER SMOKING DEVICES
If you have to...
All items listed below may travel with you, but must be declared for transport as checked baggage. These items may not be carried onboard.
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KNIVES & KNIFE-LIKE OBJECTS
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ALCOHOL
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ALL OTHER WEAPONS, EXCEPT CHARM
MSA MikeCheck
Frequent MFA travelers who have no intention of harming Mike or his Tesla may apply for an exemption from passenger and baggage screening with the MikeCheck program. Passengers may apply by submitting the form for psychological analysis. If approved, you will receive notification and can waive all screening beginning with your next trip.
